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Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:52 pm by Limitless

Palala lang po sa lahat ng member lalo na po sa

lahat ng SMOD at MOD.

Una po sa lahat …

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1JOKE TIME!!! Empty JOKE TIME!!! Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:22 pm

Limitless

Limitless
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Nung Mayaman pa...

Juan: Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kaming kumain. Ngayong mahirap na kami, nakakutsara na.

Pedro: Baligtad yata?

Juan: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw, pare!

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English Class... Bawal magtagalog...

Pedro: Mam, may i go out pls.

Teacher: Why?


Pedro:
Because FATHER, MOTHER, ME!

Teacher: What?


Pedro:
(sweating) TATA, INA, AKO!(tatai na ako)

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MAGSYOTA SA LOOB NG SINEHAN (PART II)

bf : nilalamutak ***** ng gf niya)babes..hhmm..sarap..


gf: babes tama n..masakit..

bf: sandali nalang..hhmm..malaki pala babes..at masarap p..hmm.

gf: gago!!..pegsa ko yan sinispsip m...masakit n..

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Sa park tumae isang pulubi sa dyaryo, nakita ng guard.

Guard: Bakit ka tumae dyan?

Pulubi: Hindi Ahh?

Guard: Kita ko nasa dyaryo?

Pulubi: Bilis ah, katatae ko lang nasa balita agad?:-)

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Isang araw sumakay ng Bus si Lola

Konduktor: Lola psensiya na po kc puno na! Payag po ba kyo ng Patayo?

Lola: Tinamaan ka ng Lintek kung inabot mo lang ang kabataan ko, kahit patuwad payag ako!

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Lumindol ng malakas noon. Nagkagulo ang lahat at nag panic!

Sigaw ng isang lalaki: "Katapusan na! Katapusan na!"

Sumagot ang isa rin lalaki: "Tanga! Akinse pa lang ngayon"!

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Mga mabibilis na pagkain:

quickchow

fast food

mas mabilis pa: pasta

pinakamabilis: sopas!



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2JOKE TIME!!! Empty Re: JOKE TIME!!! Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:32 pm

najran08


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hahahaha ayos boss nakakawla ng pagod more pa

https://gsmpinas.forum.st

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