Japanese archeologist digging 100m down found copper wire says
"Very good!!!our great ancestors of 1000 years already had telephone!!!"

Americans dug 200m and found optical cable says
"my God!!! this means our great forefathers already had broadband 2000 yrs ago!!!"
...
Pinoy digs 500m and found nothing says
"anlupit ng mga ninuno natin WIRELESS!!!"

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ISANG ARAW BINIGYAN NG BF NIYA NG GOLD RING ANG GF NIYA!

BF: I BOUGHT THIS BECAUSE OF A 4 LETTER WORDS!
...GF: WAS IT "L O V E" ??
BF: HINDI AH! "S A L E" )

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If CINDERELLA'S glass slppers fit prfectly

Why did it fall off along the way? Maybe it speaks about 1 important thing
...Ang LANDI nya iniwan iwan nia para habulin sya

Little MERMAID gusto lang magka legs para MAKABUKAKA
SLEEPING BEAUTY nag tulog tulugan pra lng mahalkan
SNOW WHITE nag patay patayan pra gapangn

Pansn mo puro kalandian lng turo ng mga fairy tales

Buti pa c DORA pagalagala lng

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BATA and TINDERA
B: Pepsi nga po.
T: Iplastic ba?
B: Try mo isako tas lagyan mo ng straw. pwede?
T: Ano nga?
...(Pinlastik ng tindera ung pepsi)
T: Bayad,Magbabayad ka ba?
B: Hindi , magsusukli. Ako ung tindera kaya ako magsusukli, malamang diba magbabayad ako kasi ako bumili?!
T: Hindi,Yung kalabaw ung bumili.
B: Gaya-gaya ka!
T: Ako?
B: Hindi, ung pepsi.

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One day i read
smoking is bad
i stop smoking.
...
The following day i read
drinking is bad then
I stop drinking.

Another day i read
sex is bad

ay naku!

I stop reading..
Reading is bad!!

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Pare 1: noong buntis ang misis ko.. paborito nya ang Lord of the Rings 2 Towers.. ayun.. kambal anak namin...
Pare 2: ang misis ko.. paborito nya yung The 3 Musketeers.. ayun.. triplets anak namin..
Biglang nanghina yung isang kumpare nila...
...Pare 1 at 2: Bakit?? ano bang paborito ng misis mo??

...Pare 3: 300!!!